Corn Pies and Perverts

[Bunny]

Rebekah actually considered for a moment. Then, her face lit up. She knew the answer to this. "A cushy truth, please!"

[Sly Cooper]

"No Isaac wasn't going to have him killed. Even though he seemed rather distraught, he just told him to get rid of the pie, not that he was going to kill him." Jacob smiled, then reimagined the tiny voice of Isaac telling Damon to dispose of the thing.

[Bunny]

"Well, why didn't he just have a knife dug between my ribs?!" Rebekah fumed, punching the air as though she saw the boy preacher standing right before her. "Sending my pie away! Who does he think he is?" The voice of God, her mind instantly replied. "Shut up!" she growled.

[Sly Cooper]

Jacob blinked, "I didn't say anything." he shook his head, thinking that Rebekah was certifiably crazy, but best to keep such thoughts to himself. "Because Isaac likes you?" No that was definitely not it. "Because He Who Walks Behind the Rows likes you, because you are one of his children." He nodded his head.

[Bunny]

"Well, he does like me," Rebekah said casually, once more throwing a wave of hair over her shoulder, satisfied that her beauty was absolutely flawless. Except for her flat chest. "But I actually meant, that if was going to insult my pie he might as well have me stabbed." She paused. "But it's a matter of speech. I don't really want that to happen." She didn't know Jacob very well, but she did know that, God's Children or not, a lot of the citizens of Gatlin seemed to be sorta dumb. Best to cover her bases, though Rebekah, the one who had thought baking a pie involved spoiled milk.

[Sly Cooper]

"Yeah I sort of figured you didn't want to be stabbed in between the ribs-- although in Gatlin you could probably find someone to do it for you--" Jacob raised an eyebrow. Rebekah actually thought that the pie was flawless-- and that Isaac like liked her-- Boy is she delusional.

[Bunny]

"Um, yeah, probably," Rebekah said after a moment's thought. "But a lot of people in Gatlin are stupid, and I just wanted to clarify. Are you stupid?" she asked casually.

[Sly Cooper]

"I don't like to think of myself as stupid-- but on the other hand-- I don't think stupid people know they are stupid." Like Sunshine Jacob was slightly offended, "Why are you stupid?"

[Bunny]

"I'm not stupid," Rebekah said bluntly. "What would give you that idea?"

OOC: This is a prime example of a post that I don't think is allowed to be 150 words. It would take out the punch. Much like this ooc note.

[Sly Cooper]

Jacob bowed his head and put his fist over his mouth trying not to laugh, there's a lot of things "Oh nothing. Nothing would make me think that. I was just asking like you asked me--" He let out a little chuckle and covered it up with a fake cough and a clearing of the throat. "Oh hey-- look it's your husband that didn't get killed" although for that pie-- he probably should've

Damon saw Rebekah and was ready to cowar since she was probably going to yell or something wifely like that. "Hey--"

Jacob not wanting to deal with the mess, patted him on the shoulder and was ready to take off. "So-- I will leave this lovely couple to do things that couples do-- like consummate." He left with an evil grin on his face.

[Bunny]

Rebekah blinked at Damon. "So. What did that kid want you for, anyways?" she pressed, suddenly remembering his abrupt departure. It had left her to have to hear the bad news about her pie from that inconsiderate jerk Jacob. But he may have been lying...

"Did Isaac like my pie? Jacob said 'no' but..." she trailed off.

[Sly Cooper]

Lie and she will like you more-- "No-- he-- thought-- it-- was so good that he wanted me to give it to He Who Walks Behind the Rows." Why did you say that? Damon faked a smile.

[Bunny]

Oh. Well then. Rebekah grinned. "Jacob lied to me!" she giggled. "We should get him later. But right now I'm just happy Isaac liked my pie. When -- when will my back stop hurting?" She twisted around and tried to stare at it, as though she could see right through her harsh cotton dress and at the angry red skin beneath it.

[Sly Cooper]

"Erm-- well he said--" Why did you lie? Now you have to come up with another lie to cover up the other lie and then it will just be an endless amount o flies covering lies and-- and our marriage is already failing without that![/i} Damon's head spinned. "I lied-- Isaac hated the pie-- he wouldn't even take a bite--" he yelp covering his head figuring he would get hit by his scary wife.

[Bunny]

OOC: sorry it took me so long to reply. >.<"

IC:
Rebekah's jaw dropped. "You lied?!" she exclaimed, curling her hands into fists. "Why--why would you do...Oh." Even she knew why he lied. To get out of trouble. Her anger mounted. "You never do want to get into trouble, do you? Say anything, suck up to Isaac just to avoid sharing a beating with me! And I--I bet when Isaac said he hated the pie, you said that you didn't help with it at all! Which you did! You did! We made it together!"