Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 24, 2010 21:00:08 GMT -5
Let's list all the bad things that have happened to Isaac, just in the one day that has been played out so far. Let us not forget, the list will go on I'm sure.
1.) Ruth came and annoyed him at his dwelling, spilling vegetables on his lawn.
2.) Esau abreveated He Who Walks Behind the Rows
3.) Esau tells Isaac that He Who Walks Behind the Rows is not the real god, not even a god at all
4.) Esau interrupts Damon and Rebekah's wedding to tell Isaac he is trash and continued to insult Isaac's beliefs, telling him his god doesn't love him
5.) Malachai comes into the cornfield to push him around, grabbed him by the collar and threatens him.
6.) He went to go marry Malachai and Lucrisha, when Isaac went to cut Malachai's hand, Malachai held a knife to his throat
7.) Lucrisha says she wishes there wasn't a god after she tells Malachai to stop, then she tries to run away
8.) Isaac is forced to crusify Lucrisha, and of course Malachai flips
9.) John and Jacob come into the cornfield yelling profanities at eachother.
10.) Malachai bring Lucrisha back, hangs her up on the cross, then lets her go and runs off with her.
11.) John and Jacob go to bring Malachai and Lucrisha, when Malachai kills lots of children, and Lucrisha tells Malachai to kill more
12.) Ruth comes back and askes him what wanger means.
13.)A blue woman comes to Gatlin, and needs to be killed.
14.)Damon comes back and tells Isaac about his and Rebekah's missadventures in Hemingford
15.)And now Malachai has placed a dagger to his throat and threatened to kill him. again. meanwhile, zipporah, acting as his rescuer, is already planning to do what malachai's doing
They day is not yet over, and I'm sure neither is the list. So if anything else comes up, feel free to add it.
1.) Ruth came and annoyed him at his dwelling, spilling vegetables on his lawn.
2.) Esau abreveated He Who Walks Behind the Rows
3.) Esau tells Isaac that He Who Walks Behind the Rows is not the real god, not even a god at all
4.) Esau interrupts Damon and Rebekah's wedding to tell Isaac he is trash and continued to insult Isaac's beliefs, telling him his god doesn't love him
5.) Malachai comes into the cornfield to push him around, grabbed him by the collar and threatens him.
6.) He went to go marry Malachai and Lucrisha, when Isaac went to cut Malachai's hand, Malachai held a knife to his throat
7.) Lucrisha says she wishes there wasn't a god after she tells Malachai to stop, then she tries to run away
8.) Isaac is forced to crusify Lucrisha, and of course Malachai flips
9.) John and Jacob come into the cornfield yelling profanities at eachother.
10.) Malachai bring Lucrisha back, hangs her up on the cross, then lets her go and runs off with her.
11.) John and Jacob go to bring Malachai and Lucrisha, when Malachai kills lots of children, and Lucrisha tells Malachai to kill more
12.) Ruth comes back and askes him what wanger means.
13.)A blue woman comes to Gatlin, and needs to be killed.
14.)Damon comes back and tells Isaac about his and Rebekah's missadventures in Hemingford
15.)And now Malachai has placed a dagger to his throat and threatened to kill him. again. meanwhile, zipporah, acting as his rescuer, is already planning to do what malachai's doing
They day is not yet over, and I'm sure neither is the list. So if anything else comes up, feel free to add it.