Hey Blue Man! I got an arrest!

[Sly Cooper]

Jude and Joan stood side by side with their arms crossed, looking in on the action. "Say brother, I heard there was a killing going on in the clearing. Do you think we should join.?"

Jude grinned. "That would be a great deal of fun, but they seem to have it under control."

"Yes, but look at the pathetic attempt that John has tried. He never was very useful." They both turned their heads to look at each other as Joan talked.

"Very pathetic and useless in deed." They both said together.

Jude shrugged, his grin growing ever bigger. "But that's fine, Zipporah seems to have things under control. She would have to to make up for the little girl."

[ellie]

Ellie didn't have time to watch John's agony. There were shotguns to be had! She attempted another blow to John before dragging herself towards her car. Why were these kids so stupid not to have guns again? This would be so much more awesome if they did. "duMb DUmbs!"

[Sly Cooper]

"Then again," Jude started.

"if the blue woman gets away, Isaac will be upset and more importantly He Who Walks Behind the Rows." Joan finished.

"Well, in that case i suppose we should do something."

They both got a devious grin, and headed toward the blue woman with their weapons up in a threatening manner. "I'll bet this will be more fun than the purge."Joan ran at the blue woman with her iron skillet in hand ready to bash the officers brains in. Jude, on the other hand, went for the car. You can't get away without a vehicle, after all He popped a back tire with the back side of the hammer. He certainly wasn't removing nails, but then again this was ten times more fun.

[ellie]

Ellie whirled on her heels just in time to see Joan running at her with a skillet. She didn't mind the fact Jude apparently was messing up her patrol car. After all that was only tax payer money and she really wasn't planning on driving away. Just blastin kids heads off with the nice lovely shotgun that foolishly wouldn't come her her hand.

"YoU'rE sTupiD!" She cried as she haphazardly lashed out at anyone near her before attempting to move towards her car.

[Sly Cooper]

In stead of taking a swing at Ellie's head she swung at her already wounded leg. "I do NOT appreciate being called stupid by an outlander! And I'd imagine neither does my brother, and you don't want to deal with m brother when he's angry!"
Jude crawled up onto the top of the car, and stared down the outlander. "If you think you can talk to my sister like that you are mistaken! My pa did that, and he paid the price." He grinned at the thought. Oh how it is fun!

[ellie]

Ellie collapsed on the ground screaming in agony for a few good minutes before finally giving her throat a rest. She threw her nightstick with most of her strength at Joan before trembling on the ground. It didn't look like she was going to make it to her shotgun now. "StooPid...coPs gonNna cooMe wHen...I...nO rePorTs..."

[Sly Cooper]

"Oh good!" Joan grabbed her stomach where the nightstick hit her. "More blue people to eliminate."

"That means less filth in this world," Jude jumped of the car then looked down at Ellie, "but for now, you need to go! No one hits my sister but me!"

Joan had a huge toothy grin, "and that's only out of fun," she played with her brothers tuff of blond hair, and the two gave each other a naughty look before turning back to Ellie.

Jude pulled his sister in by the waist, "so how should we go about doing this. It's more fun when they take a while to die."

"But this one is a real pain. She hit me." Joan hissed and pouted.

[Vixen]

Zipporah masked her irritation well. Jude and Joan had appeared, and the pair of twins had already, in a short time, had made an excellent grab for the honor of killing the blue-woman. An honor that was to be hers. An honor which would lead to her exaltation.

But no one would see that, if they looked at her. Her face was an impenetrable mask of nonchalance, and, if anything, one would think her green eyes were gleeful as the pair batted the Interloper about. But instead, they were gleeful for another reason. In all the confusion, Zipporah had managed to overtake the blue-woman, and reach the car. And, when Jude surrendered his position, Zipporah was able to seize it.

With a bird's eye view of the situation, that is, the beating of the Blue-woman, she was able to distinguish easily between her target and the Believers. It was a mangle of a brawl, but the blonde tuft's of the Interloper's hair were an excellent eye catch. Once again, she prepared her cross-bow and took aim.

"I ask for He Who Walks Behind the Rows to allow my arrow to strike true!"

And with that prayer, she fired.

[ellie]

Ellie wasn't paying attention to what the twins were talking about. It sounded like generic hick stuff anyway. Hicks were so stupid with there like incest and like totally stupid looking clothes. And of course their apparently lack of awesome bang bang guns. It was only when Zipporah yelled her prayer that Ellie looked over towards her only to see her death flying towards her. "This like totally suc-" She was cut off by the arrow that was now lodged into her skull. She gurgled the remainder of the sentence while she remembered her life. It was a totally rad life with only one mere regret. She should've brought more guns to hand out to the locals in Gatlin. A few assault rifles would've made her death scene so friggen awesome that Fredric McAwesome of Awesomevile would be jealous of it. Meh like totally whatever and junk.

And Lt. Ellie Jenny breathed her last breath.

[Sly Cooper]

"You know Jude, that blue woman took a lot to die. Why do you suppose that is?" Joan looked to her brother.

"Normally I would say that it was because like all outlanders she had evil on her side. However, I think she just had a delayed reaction. She didn't seem to bright after all." Jude tugged on his sister's dress pulling even closer.

They both turned to look at Zipporah, "Congratulations," they both said simultaneously.

"even if she got all the fun of the final kill," Jude mumbled to himself.

[Vixen]

ooc: Did. Not. Expect. To. Be. Successful.

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He Who Walks Behind the Rows did care for his children. The projectile had tore threw the air, and buried itself deep within the cursed outlander.

Zipporah did not allow a smile to cross her lips, and instead kept her calm, collected mask. It was not becoming of a lady, in her opinion, to display such elation while sending someone to hell.

Display elation, that is. Inside, in her private thoughts, she was gleeful. The Lord had smiled upon her. She would take her place as Isaac's right-hand. Surely he would see the symbolism in her striking down the blue-woman. And in a few months time, she would have even greater power than Isaac, being second to none but the Lord. The idea, the very idea of such power nearly made Zipporah shiver with excitement, and it sent tingles across her skin.

But her tone was controlled. "Do not thank me," she said humbly as she climbed from the car and stalked over to the corpse of the Outlander. "Thank He Who Walks Behind the Rows who used my arrows to bring glory to him."

She glanced down at the body, and was relieved she had used an arrow from afar. Otherwise she very well would have gotten strawberry jam mixed with bits of bone all over her dress.

It did not seem unbecoming, to her, if she were to wrinkle her nose with distaste. She was a lady, after all. "We must take the body to Isaac. He will decide what to do with it."

[Sly Cooper]

"I suppose you'll want help with that wont you?" Joan hissed at Zipporah.

Jude nudged her in the ribs, "You'll have to ignore her, she gets-- jealous." He glared at his sister then went on. "Even if she won't help, I will. Unless of course you don't want it."

"She should make Jacob or John do it!" Joan continued to act out at Zipporah.

"Everyone knows John won't do squat, and I don't think Jacob is very strong. Actually--" Jude looked around. "I don't see Jacob anywhere. He was here not that long ago." Joan crossed her arms refusing to help, her brother rolled his eyes at her.

Jacob pushed through the stalks, "Hey, I'm here! What did I--" he looked at the dead woman laying on the dirt, "So, I suppose I missed out again. I really need help getting around at night."

[Bunny]

John had since recovered from the affront to his balls. His contorted expression smoothed, and he rose from his painted hunch to his full five-foot-tiny height. The first thing he saw was the corpse of the blue-woman, already growing cold on the ground. His jaw dropped. But his initial shock was replaced with a rage that few except John can enbody. He whirled towards the victorious Zipporah.

"You could have done that the whole time!?" he howled, swiping his machete through the air as though he was fighting an invisible enemy. "Why didn't you stop her from getting me in the groin? Why are you so lazy, Zipporah?" He rose his voice several pitches, and placed his hands on his hips in an imitation of the triumphant Believer. "'Oh, John's about to be attacked, but I'm not going to do anything because I think he's mean!'" He punctuated this with a noise that sounded like a child stubbing its toe, or "Errrrngaaawaaaaaa!"

Then, he turned towards Joan and Jude. "And what is with you two?!" he growled. "Get some friends besides each other! We can't be a community if you two are just going to stick by each other! Where were you? Huh? Coming in when she's already dead...and then have the nerve to complain that I don't do anything!? You name it, I do it. In fact, I've taken every dead Outlander to Isaac in the past. Name the outlander, I've taken it to Isaac."

With that lie, he crossed his arms in a satisfied way.

[Vixen]

Zipporah didn't bat an eyelash at Joan's disrespect. Instead, she merely placed a stray hair back in its place, and made a mental note to do the same to Joan when the time came. "The Lord has indeed blessed me," she said demurely, allowing her eyes to stray downward to the earth, to where her trophy was growing cold in the dust, "but I am afraid he has not gifted me with strength enough to offer the Outlander up unto him alone, just as I had not strength enough to spill her blood alone." Even though she kept her head bowed with humility, she could not keep her lips from curving into a smirk. Bullshit.

She went on, "He has decreed that we live and work together as One. As one we have killed the Blue-Woman," though it was actually all Zipporah, thanks Losers, "and as one we will offer her to Him." So grab the dead guy and hurry up so that Isaac can honor me!

She raised her gaze, and finally offered a public smile.

[Sly Cooper]

Jude through the dead body over his shoulder, like it was nothing, then looked at Zipporah. "So where to, You're the woman in charge." And this of course just made Joan even MORE upset, and jealous. "Or is that not what you meant by help?"