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[Bunny]

"No!" Rebekah screeched, and snatched her arms forward, grabbing for Esau's hands. "No, no, no, no!" She shot each word out in quick succession, reminiscent of an automatic weapon. "No. You are perfect for me, sir! Nobody notices you, and you talk right. You're gonna marry me, and I will complete my goal!" It was not a request. She tried her best to light a fire in her eyes, the sort she had seen in Isaac's when he spoke of the Lord, the sort she had seen in a few of the younger mothers when she started to rock their babies too much. This was a command.

[esau12]

"Wooooooow, um, I'm flattered and all, but I am not the man for you. I've only two years left. You do not want a man to only be around for that long. Think about your chi-" Esau stopped cold. Her children. Esau thought, "This is quite a pickle. If I continue like this, she will surely agree. I cannot compromise my mission. And yet my mission is to save these souls from the grip of the corn demon. If I convert her, I convert her children, and their children. But the risk, the risk is high. Can I do it?"

[Bunny]

"Two years left?" Rebekah scoffed. "I only got four. We can have three kids, if we get started, like, tomorrow. You won't meet the last one, but you can watch over him from your place beside He Who Walks Behind the Rows" She nodded in agreement with herself once again, a smile splashing across her plain features. "We can go speak with Isaac now, if you like."

[esau12]

Esau thought to himself, his minds face had a solemn look on it.
He spoke, "Hmm, I suppose I would like to have children someday. Why not now I guess," he added with an akward smile. "Besides, if I bear children HWWBTR will be infinitely more happy with me for giving him more followers." Esau began to think, " I hope she does not question my sudden change of heart. Maybe once we bear our children I can teach them about Jesus, and before I am sacrificed I can run away with them. I can only pray that she won't discover my secret life."

[Bunny]

Esau was still speaking when Rebekah detected the positive note in his voice and began clapping her hands with delight. "Excellent!" she crooned, leaping up and down. "Usually, nobody ever actually does what I want them to do, or thinks I can complete my goal!" She made no mention of the 100& success rate of these predictions. "I'm gonna marry Esau! Ha! Take that...uh..." she paused, wondering who to strike against. "Take that unbelievers!" she repeated. Sense it made none, but it seemed to be a God-approved battle.

[Sly Cooper]

Damon began to walk off again, trying to figure out what it was he was doing in town. He figured whatever it was it had nothing to do with Rebekah and Esau. He strolled slowly and stared at his feet, deep in thought.

[Bunny]

Rebekah's head jerked towards the fleeing Damon. "Hey! Hey! Hey!" she howled. "Where you goin'? You're the witness that Esau promised himself to me. You can't go now!"

[Sly Cooper]

"yes but, I wasn't even paying attention. 'sides why do you need a witness?" Damon kicked a stone at his feet. Then he looked up at Rebekah and her Esau.

[esau12]

Esau spoke to Damon, "For us to be properly wed we need Isaac and a witness. If you come with us to see Isaac we can be married shortly. Please do us this honor, you can consider it a wedding offer."

[Sly Cooper]

Damon scratched beind his ear nervously. "I don't have to stand up infront of a bunch of people do I? I can do it if people aren't watching me..."

[Bunny]

Rebekah stood, arms akimbo, and puffed out her truly-modest chest. "Of course people will watch!" she declared, throwing her head back and shouting the words to the heavens, as though daring an entity to stop it. "Lots will! It's an important wedding, and it'll show how great of a follower I will be, and --- and how I completed my goal! I am victorious! Take that again, unbelievers!" She shook a fist into the air.

[Sly Cooper]

Damon hunched down in discomfort. "I will do it, but just because weddings are important in keeping things going..."

[esau12]

"Sweetie, do you want children fast? If you do, then we should get married quickly. Isaac will surely announce our matrimony at the next meeting. Please, honey, do this for your fiance." Esau said to Rebekah.

[Bunny]

"We could go speak to him now," Rebekah suggested, once again allowing her words to slur into each other. She knew she had to do this quick. Before Esau came to his senses.

[Sly Cooper]

"Yes can we get it over with?" Damon pulled at his shirt and felt himself getting more and more nervous thinking about it.