Sly Cooper
A hermit crab
"I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Jan 12, 2011 0:09:34 GMT -5
And Sunshine shouted so that everyone in a mile radius could hear, "It's you're baby! You ass hole!" She crossed her arms and turned her back to him, and proceeded in pouting. She wanted the world to know that not only was the baby John Peter's, but that he was an ass hole, so she shouted again, "You're ass hole baby. Cuz if it's yours then it has to be an ass hole!"
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Post by Bunny on Jan 13, 2011 22:14:15 GMT -5
"Hush!" John looked around frantically when Sunshine's voice rose. "Are you trying to get us both killed?" he hissed. "If you want to sire a bastard and get stoned to death, that is wonderful for you, but don't take me down with you! Is this blackmail? If it's stoning or marriage then..." he hesitated, "then I guess I'll get a ring on your finger. Will that shut you up?"
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Sly Cooper
A hermit crab
"I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Jan 16, 2011 4:19:41 GMT -5
"If I marry you-- can I still sleep with the rest of Gatlin. I mean that's not askin' much cuz Gatlin don't have very many people to sleep with. Small town if you know what I'm saying." Sunshine clapped her hands together and had the most pleased look on her face. Granted, all she wanted was the money, but if she got married, then she could have the money, and if it was to John, then perhaps he wouldn't care if she slept around. He didn't seem to be the type to care, not to Sunshine anyway.
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Post by Bunny on Jan 17, 2011 0:15:18 GMT -5
"Sleep with the --- what? No!" John shook his head rapidly. "Do you want to be a magnet for stones? As in - being stoned to death? You can't go around sleeping with everyone! Especially if you're---" he broke off. If he married her, and she slept with 'everyone' and got caught, she would be killed. And then he'd be single again.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever."
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Sly Cooper
A hermit crab
"I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Jan 22, 2011 1:34:01 GMT -5
"Silly I don't think being stoned can kill you!" Sunshine was of course thinking of drugs and not big gray rocks coming at her head. "I like being stoned. It feels like you're floating-- and--" She giggled. "When we marry, can we have a big party and like we can all get stoned! I haven't done that in like-- forever."
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Post by Bunny on Jan 24, 2011 22:12:11 GMT -5
John Peters' eyes bulged. Stoned? She wanted to get stoned?
And she had done it before?
"You're lying," he huffed, crossing his arms. "You've never been stoned. If you did, you'd be...dead. You can't get stoned and live. But then again..." John wrinkled his nose in thought. "Isaac says that a lot of things, like board games and singing will send you to hell. Maybe...maybe being stoned is just another thing they don't want you to do! And they make it a punishment to try and make us not...do that." He looked intensely at Sunshine. "I want to get stoned."
OOC: Thus begins the downward spiral. John Peters and Sunshine are now doomed to die. xD
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Sly Cooper
A hermit crab
"I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Jan 26, 2011 15:10:40 GMT -5
"Yeah! I've been stoned a lot. It's fun, it's like floating above the sky! And-- and now I will have somebody to get stoned with." She grew extremely excited. She had no idea what John was talking about so far as Isaac went. That short kid does spout off a lot of things. He must have a short guy complex, that's the only thing that makes sense. "Let's go get stoned right now!"
OOC: Oh well, they're getting up there in age anyway XD They lived a full happy life
Kind of
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Post by Bunny on Jan 30, 2011 13:59:29 GMT -5
John Peters nodded, reluctantly. Something about this still seemed wrong. Sunshine was, frankly, a little ditzy and stupid, more so than the average woman even. Maybe they were talking about two different things? To him, he always thought of stonings as painful agonizing deaths. Not recreation.
But he'd been wrong before.
"Alright. Let's go..." he jerked his thumb over his shoulder. "There's an empty building back there. We could try there."
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Sly Cooper
A hermit crab
"I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Jan 30, 2011 17:08:11 GMT -5
"Like okay." Generally, on Sunshine's world, when you went into an empty/abandoned building with someone, it meant after you were done getting high as a kite or drank more than a fish, you we're ready to get it on.
"Like, do we hold hands and skip?"
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Post by Bunny on Jan 31, 2011 22:55:41 GMT -5
John Peters fixed Sunshine with a glare. "Uh, no," he growled. Then he thought again. The punishment was stoning if two members of the opposite sex touched each other without being married. He and Sunshine weren't married.
"I mean..." he held his hand out, "yes. Let's get stoned!"
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Sly Cooper
A hermit crab
"I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA!"
Posts: 858
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Post by Sly Cooper on Feb 1, 2011 19:30:05 GMT -5
"Like, awesome!" Sunshine went to grab John's hand. "We're gonna get so stoned it will be like, ten times the awesome!"
OOC:I suppose this is when we take off and go to the other thread...
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Post by Bunny on Feb 3, 2011 8:22:59 GMT -5
OOC: Do you want to post there first or should I?
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Sly Cooper
A hermit crab
"I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Feb 3, 2011 23:57:59 GMT -5
OOC: I will let you do it.
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Post by Bunny on Feb 6, 2011 22:58:28 GMT -5
OOC: >.<" Okie-dokie.
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