Wedding

[Sly Cooper]

"I saw we go and wash our hands off first off." Damon shook his hand trying to shake blood off. "You know, sheep are cute..." he continued to ramble the subject to his new bride and started to walk off as Isaac had suggested. "...and when they wear little bells. Lets just say the jingling adds a lot!"

[Bunny]

"Whoa!" Rebekah leaped backwards when Esau spoke. "Hey, you might taint my children. Isaac said you aren't...aren't...aren't good, and stuff...So we should avoid you. Shoo," she waved him away. "You might taint Isaac's blessing."

[esau12]

"Forgive me, Rebekah, please." He then turned to Isaac once more. "Um, Isaac, I feel we have some business to take care of. Well, let me be the first to say that I am sorry. I feel just awful. You know, this day has been crazy. I mean first I'm engaged, then I'm outed, then the Lord spoke to me, and now I realize that the religion I have been catering to is completely wrong. Forgive me if I seem a little shaken, I had no idea that He Who Walks Behind The Rows is actually the God of the Old Testament." He offered this and waited.

[Bunny]

Isaac had been studying the new couple, and had almost completely immersed himself in joyous thoughts regarding their union and blessing -- when Esau spoke. He turned his head to the boy so swiftly that whiplash was almost in order. "It is not that simple," he snapped, turning his entire body towards Esau. "You cannot swear falsity to merely live a life of more luxurious comfort."

"I don't forgive you!" Rebekah swore, kicking her heels in an effort to whip a storm of dirt onto Esau. "Stop trying to kill my unborn --- crap!" she whirled towards Damon. "We gotta consummate this thing, huh? Oh, oh, oh..." She flushed. "I think that will be the opposite of fun..."

[Sly Cooper]

Damon let out a heavy groan. "But I don't want to consummate this thing," then he lowered his voice so only Rebekah could hear him, "I'm scared." He remembered bad experiences with gramma's giant decorative spoon, sending shivers down his spine.

[esau12]

"Give me guidance, oh Speaker of his word." Esau went on his knees, fake tears welling up in his eyes. "Help me with my demons so that I may better follow the Lord."

[Bunny]

"Our God is not one of forgiveness, Esau," Isaac repeated the common mantra. "Do you think me foolish? Do you think that I find it not peculiar that you surrender all you have fought for on this day, and claim to have been harboring for the past three harvests, in a manner of moments? You were corrupted," he dismissed. "The corrupt does not become uncorrupt. You spoke blaspheme against the Lord. Your tongue is still stained. Just as you are. It still speaks lies, as before," he blinked deliberately. "My previous threat, about lying tongues and their subsequent removal, still stands, Esau."




Rebekah tightened her fists. "But how can I be the best wife-mother in Gatlin if I can't be a mother? I think..." she lowered her voice significantly. "I'm pretty sure the consummation has something to do with this..." she nodded at her thin belly, "becoming this." She made a gesture indicating it becoming bigger. "And big bellies lead to babies."

[Sly Cooper]

"I suppose over stuffing yourself wont make babies even if makes a big belly," Damon groaned. "I guess we go to do it then." His eyes widened thinking about it, then he twitched. "Where do we do this?"

[Bunny]

That question had Rebekah stumped.

But it was okay. She knew what to do. She tore away from Damon, and swarmed over to where Isaac was talking about boring-holy-stuff with Esau.

"Hey!" she shouted. "Where do I get laid?"

[esau12]

Esau thought. He knew what he must do. "Whatever will please the Lord, Isaac. Do what you will, I only wish to have a purpose once again."

[Sly Cooper]

Overhearing Rebekah speak that was to Isaac of all people, Damon put a hand over his mouth and try to keep back laughter. "That's not quite how I would've worded it to the giver of His word."

[Bunny]

After a start from Isaac upon hearing Rebekah use such crude language he managed to answer, "The old motel is where you two shall become one." He was going to scold the girl on her behavior, but dismissed it due to her Rebekah-ways (he had seen it all before) and for her joy of being married at last. She had been so determined to begin her work for the Lord.

Also, compared to the maggot kneeling before him, Isaac would have been impressed with the nobility of a sick chicken.

"Rise, Esau," he ordered, not bothering to glance at the boy. "You are not worthy to even kneel before me. I requested before that you not approach me, that you no longer try to poison me with your heresy. I wish for you to learn to obey."

[esau12]

"Yes, Isaac," and Esau turned to walkaway.

[Sly Cooper]

Damon finally managed to calm himself. He scratched his head and cleared his throat, acting as though he wasn't laughing at Rebekah's crude language used in the presence of Isaac. "So uh I guess to the motel then." He held out he non-bloody hand to his new wife.

[esau12]

Esau continued on as he headed towards the communal homes for some deep thought and sleep.