'nother nap interrupted

[Sly Cooper]

"I think you made that pretty apparent today," Damon chuckled. "You made quite the fuss. But things must be okay if you're aloud to stay here." he nodded. "It's nothing though, just the whole consummation things got us in a twist. And Rebekah says hurtful things without trying because she has so much pride." He shrugged, "Nothing unusual."

[esau12]

Esau began to think of something to do. "Well, you could always tell her that she hurt your feelings. If she cares about you she should listen and stop." He paused to breath in a long breath. "As for the consummation, before the purge I learned about it in sexual education. If you want I can give you a step-by-step." He finished with a hopeful tone and an upbeat smile. Perhaps he could save Damon. "My God in Heaven, please help this child, please guide him to a life in which he worships you. May your will be done in Heaven as it is done on Earth, Amen," Esau said this little prayer in his mind. (OOC: surely you did not think he had really turned, nor said the prayer.)

[Sly Cooper]

OOC:I cant say i thought he turned, he gave up to easy otherwise.

IC:"It's not that I don't know what to do persay. It's the doing it. It seems uncomfortable and stuff..." Damon ran his fingers through his hair and kept his hand rested on top of his head. "I don't think she means to hurt my feeling. 'sides, telling her would be pointless. It doesn't fix anything."

[esau12]

"Well, for one, you never know if something will work until you try it. Second, new things always feel weird. Once you do it once I bet you'll get used to it, probably like it even," Esau said with a smirk.

[Sly Cooper]

"But wouldn't that be disrespectful anyway? I don't want to be disrespectful." Damon raised an eyebrow at Esau. "Besides, if I learned one thing from the adults before they grew up, it's that there are worse things than getting your feelings hurt." He smiled, pleased with himself.

[esau12]

"This is true, but if you want a relationship to work you can't allow yourself to be insulted. This could, again, lead to pent up feelings. If those feelings come out in the wrong way you could really hurt Rebekah. Now doing that wouldn't make you a very good husband, would it?

[Sly Cooper]

He looked down shamefully, "I wouldn't want to hurt Rebekah. But if I tell her it might hurt too."

[esau12]

"Trust me, it would hurt less to get it out at the start than later on in the relationship."

[Sly Cooper]

"It's too bad you had to do a heresy, you would've made Rebekah a good husband." Damon said calm and smoothly.

[esau12]

Esau chuckled, "I would have made Rebekah a man?" He knew this is not what he meant, but he figured a little fun would cheer him up.

OOC: Hehe

[Sly Cooper]

"Well she's more of a man then most. She's certainly flat chested enough." Damon chuckled. "That's what she would say about her chest anyway. She always says she's flat. Which she kind of is... but not as bad as she makes it out to be."

[esau12]

Esau once again smiled, beamed actually, at Damon. "You see? You talked about it and your already feeling better."

[Sly Cooper]

"Yes I do, actually. You truely are one of His. I can tell. You have a good heart." Damon smiled childishly.

OOC: not realizing Esau is lying of course

[esau12]

Esau put a hand on Damon's shoulder, "What do you say we go see that wife of yours? Maybe talk to her about how she treats you."

OOC: Unless of course Bunny is still busy, then suggest something else.

[Sly Cooper]

"I dunno... She might be mad. I kind of just took off, without giving her a chance to speak." Damon looked at Esau with admiration.