return to Consummation. O.O

[Sly Cooper]

Damon headed back to the motel as quickly and gracefully as he could, which wasn't very because he's always tripping over his feet. He came back to see his bride. He tried to see what she was up to and how she felt. But he never was very good at reading emotions. Face first, he dove for the bed and his his head in the pillow, expecting her yell at him in disapproval.

[Bunny]

Rebekah instantly flew into a rage the moment she set her sights onto Damon. "Oh, you're back, huh?" she challenged, rising up off the bed she had been lying on, standing with her feet planted firmly on the formerly-clean blankets. Her hands fell onto her hips, and she stared down at her husband, the pristine and stereotypical image of a furious spouse. "And where have you been? Huh? Huh? Huh? I can't be the best wife ever if my husband wanders away! Or can I...?" she paused, and thought for a moment. "Well, I mean, it's possible but I don't wanna try it. I certainly can't be the best mother... Oh! I see!" She giggled and clapped her hands with delight.

"You went to go get some advice from the older boys about how to pleasure me! You're such a good husband!" She paused in thought. "Did they notice you? Did they notice you were talking to them, to answer your questions?" She stared at him with utmost concern.

OOC: Rebekah...is...she's something, there.

[Sly Cooper]

He wouldn't dare look her in the eyes. "I went to the opening to see Malachai and Lucrisha getting married. Of course this was after Malachai was giving Isaac a hard time." He squeezed the pillow under his head and took a big whiff of its scent. "This is after I went to the communal house and ran into Esau, who cheered me up and gave me advice."

[Bunny]

"Esau?" Rebekah plopped down on the bed, ignoring how the sudden gush of wind from her jump mussed her already-tangled brown hair. "You spoke to him? Isn't he like, tainted, or something?" Her eyes rounded in horror. She reeled back from Damon. "Whoa! You tainted? Are you like, gonna give me a demon child?" She shook her head. "I don't want no demon child. You give me one, and I'll...I'll..." She thought for a moment. "I guess I'd cry. Demons freak me out." She shivered. She had never met one, but she didn't really favor the thought of one growing inside her stomach, either.

[Sly Cooper]

"He said he realized he was wrong. 'sides I figure if he could taint us He Who Walks Behind the Rows would make Isaac make it so Esau couldn't mingle amongst us. In any case we aren't have children are we?" Damon still kept his gaze from hers.

[Bunny]

"Children? Yeah..." Rebekah fixed her gaze onto the ground. "We also have to complete the ceremony. We aren't officially married until, uh..." She made a crude gesture with her fingers, involving the O-kay sign with one hand and the pointer finger of the other. Uncomfortable, she tried to switch subjects. "So...what did Malachai do to Isaac, again?"

[Sly Cooper]

"He grabbed Isaac by the collar and was spouting off. The usual Malachai versus Isaac stuff." Damon finally looked into Rebakah's hazel eyes. "But Malachai really seems to like Lucrisha."

[Bunny]

Rebekah hugged her knees close. "Does that mean Malachai and Lucrisha are going to come in here and start...you know...consummating while we are?" She could not wipe the horrified expression on her face. And the more she thought about the pair porking the more her eyes bulged. She tried in vain to change the subject. "Um....wait...so he assaulted Isaac? That's not good... Um...should we kill him?" Murder was a much more comfortable topic.

[Sly Cooper]

"I don't know if that's a good idea," the look on his face was pure horror. "Malachai could kill both of us before you have the chance to say sheep! But I don't want to hear them... ya know... doin' it..." His face contorted with disgust.

[Bunny]

Rebekah rubbed her chin in thought. "What did his wife look like? Was she a thin and wiry thing? 'Cuz I hear those are the screamers!" She widened her eyes for emphasis.

[Sly Cooper]

"She wasn't wiry exactly... she was kind of average." Damon raised an eyebrow. "is that bad?" His eyes wondered up and down. "You're pretty thin... does that mean you're a screamer?" Once he asked he felt silly and his cheeks turned bright red and warm.

[Bunny]

Rebekah flushed at the implication, and once again continued her game of beating around the bush. "I'm tall," she pointed out, spreading her hands apart to illustrate her massive five-foot-nine frame. "So maybe I..." she trailed off. It was inevitable. They couldn't not consummate the marriage (and then do it repeatedly throughout the next few weeks) because they couldn't not have a child, just as the children of He Who Walks Behind the Rows could not die out.

Without informing Damon of her intentions and sudden resolve, she rolled onto her back, and spread her legs.

"Consummate," she ordered, gesturing to her nether regions.

OOC: O.o

[Sly Cooper]

Damon blinked, extremely stupefied. "Say what?"

[Bunny]

OOC: Sometimes, short posts can convey so much more than just a novel.

IC:

Rebekah closed her eyes tight, preferring the blackness of her eyelids over seeing a waving appendage jutting towards her. "Uh..." She licked her lips uncomfortably. "Uh, like...you know. Consummate the marriage. Put a..." she corrected herself before she cursed, "baby in me"

OOC:

[Sly Cooper]

Damon squirmed uncomfortably, "What if I go find a baby and shove it inside of you... or... or something... anything." He stared at Rebekah, and leaned over her awkwardly, timidly, and placed a soft kiss on her lips. "I'm sorry," he whispered.