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Post by esau12 on Aug 20, 2010 23:14:17 GMT -5
Esau was walking to Hemingford, mind pulsating with thought. He figured he would fake chicken out and not take a child, or better yet say it would take to much time.
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Post by Bunny on Aug 20, 2010 23:18:42 GMT -5
After walking for what probably equated to a total of fifteen minutes, Rebekah was parched, sweaty, and, what would probably prove to be to the disdain of her companions, miserable. And misery loves company.
"Geeze!" she puffed, muscling forward. "Like...how far is Hemingford, anyways?" She had conveniently forgotten her earlier knowledge of a twenty-mile difference.
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Post by esau12 on Aug 20, 2010 23:22:25 GMT -5
"Well, considering the trajectory of the Sun and Moon and the speed at which the Earth rotates, I'd say we're about nineteen miles away," Esau said sarcasticly and accurately.
OOC: Llamas With Hats 2 tribute.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 20, 2010 23:26:24 GMT -5
"It is a bit much isn't it? I swear we've been walking for like hours" Damon swept Rebekah up and carried her. "Don't want mommy to have soar feet!"
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Post by Bunny on Aug 20, 2010 23:30:53 GMT -5
Rebekah shot Esau a look of murderous hatred. Nineteen miles? That was like, a million miles away! Her legs would fall off by then! When she had said she had been willing to risk limb for the child --- well, she hadn't really MEANT it.
She was still stewing in her own boiling rage when Damon literally swept her off her feet. As quickly as it appeared her irritation subsided, and she wrapped her arms affectionately around her husband's neck. "You're the best husband ever!" she cried, burying her face in her shoulders. This muffled her voice a tad, but still her voice was audible as she murmured, "This will be easy, then. Be best mother ever, I will. He Who Walks Behind the Rows will be so pleased with us. He must've been you know," she retracted her head. "I mean, normally if we tried to leave he would have sent a message to Isaac to have Malachai kill us. Which seems roundabout and unnecessary - cut out the middle man -- but whatever. Or he eats escapists." She blinked and grinned. "We haven't been eaten yet!"
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Post by esau12 on Aug 20, 2010 23:35:11 GMT -5
"Aww, you two are so cute." Esau said this without sarcasm, any detected was completely unintentional. He honestly believed this gesture to be sweet, and it was. With a smile he spoke, "So have you two put any thought into what you are going to name your child, or whether you want a girl or boy?"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 20, 2010 23:39:47 GMT -5
"Don't offend Rebekah! We already decided. it's going to be a girl named Noah!" Damon facial features showed a hint of smugness. "Rebekah knows what she wants, and she gets what she wants. and that's what she wants."
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Post by esau12 on Aug 20, 2010 23:42:39 GMT -5
"Noah's a boys name you know."
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Post by Bunny on Aug 20, 2010 23:46:03 GMT -5
At this, Rebekah unsheathed her claws. Although being carried by Damon actually lowered her from her normal five-foot-nine bird's eye view of the world, no one would ever guess that she was at any disadvantage from how she glared at Esau. "Noah," she snarled, "can be a girl's name. Both boys and girls are equally acceptable in the eyes of the Lord! I will name her Noah, and she will carry it with grace for her life!"
Damon had got it wrong, however. In reality she had said that they would name the child Noah regardless of gender, but she wasn't going to correct him. He was trying so desperately to please her, and Rebekah liked it when people tried to please her. The last time someone specifically tried to make her happy was when her Grandma had tried to bake her the cake.
Well, she had succeeded in baking the cake, and it was delicious. But she never made another one, on account of being stabbed to death by her granddaugter.
"Bites that she was corrupt," she muttered.
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Post by esau12 on Aug 20, 2010 23:51:00 GMT -5
Esau smirked, he took the opening to mess with Rebekah. He thought Damon might mind, but he figured they would all laugh in the end. "I guess I'll name my son Rebekah then."
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Post by Bunny on Aug 20, 2010 23:57:25 GMT -5
The future-namesake of Esau's child smirked at that. "Oh, that's a sweet compliment -- hey!" Her mood soured again as she remembered who - or rather what - she was speaking to. "First off, you're never going to have children because Isaac will not marry anyone to something like you. Second of all, if you did, they'd be cursed because they're your kid and you are an infidel-blaster-pheme!" She still had yet to master the pronunciation of blaspheme.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 21, 2010 0:03:17 GMT -5
"Say do you think we're almost there? I'm real soar. I think my butt is starting to cramp from walking." Damon made a most unpleasant face, not seeing any issue with talking about his backside. "It would be nice to get a snack. I think we missed supper. My stomach is making noise again."
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Post by esau12 on Aug 21, 2010 0:06:45 GMT -5
"Well, I don't thi-," Esau sniffed the air, "You guys smell that? I think it's food. I think it's a restaurant. WE'RE ALMOST THERE!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 21, 2010 0:09:52 GMT -5
"I hope so," Damon sniffed around, stomach growling, as always.
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Post by Bunny on Aug 21, 2010 0:18:08 GMT -5
"Told 'ya we should've brought snacks..." Rebekah muttered, recalling her earlier discussion with Damon. But before she could carry that line of thought any further, one of her companions -- she was too gleeful to take note of which one it was -- made a striking announcement: They were almost there, and there was food! "Whoo hoo!" she cheered.
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