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Post by Bunny on Aug 18, 2010 1:34:59 GMT -5
Rebecca recoiled backwards. "What d'ya mean he won't let us marry?" she snarled. "I'm a fertile girl! I swear it! I'll give you lots and lots of kids, and --- wait." Her eyes rounded with the obvious realization. "Isaac wants to marry me, huh? Dang it. Tell him he's too short. That way it won't hurt his feelings." She nodded, relieved that she had already come up with a solution.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 18, 2010 1:38:36 GMT -5
Damon wasn't sure whether or not to be offended. It was bad to be noticed, but she did at least notice him. He smiled to himself. "That was mighty stupid of Esau to do. How is she..." He stopped. "Wait it was only a day long, which mean tomorrow it will be something else."
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Post by esau12 on Aug 18, 2010 1:40:35 GMT -5
"No, no, not that, he has just forbidden me to marry because of my heinous heresy. I hope you will in time forgive me, but now, I'm off. I am drained from the activities of today. To the communal house for some rest. If you need me I'll be there, however, I will be incapacitated." And at that, Esau left Isaac's dwelling and returned to the communal house.
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Post by Bunny on Aug 18, 2010 1:42:11 GMT -5
"No, I mean I've just had my goal for a day long and --- hey!" she broke off when Esau started to flee. "You're leaving me just like that? Are abbreviations really so evil? What --- " she turned, horrified to Damon. "Did I do something wrong?"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 18, 2010 1:46:30 GMT -5
"All threats fall on def ears. I don't think you did anything." Damon shrug. "Oh well, I thought there was something odd about him." He patted Rebekah's shoulder.
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Post by Bunny on Aug 18, 2010 1:49:36 GMT -5
"All because he used abbreviations?" She sniffed. "If only I could've saved him." She paused, and turned to Damon. "If I grieve for this, do you think I have a shot at best-griever, or should I shelve that for when I become a widow?" Rebekah sniffed indignantly. "Now how will I become the best wife-mother in Gatlin?"
OOC: There's a lot of love in Rebekah... :X
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 18, 2010 1:53:59 GMT -5
OOC: yeah i can see that
IC: "I guess you just have to search for some other boy? Although that'll be a little hard, sees how you want someone invisible... so how will you see the future husband if he's invisible?" Damon made his head spin thinking about all the flaws with Rebekah's plan. "Well you could grieve, I don't think it's wrong to grieve that you fiance was a sinner. (even if it was just over abbreviations)" He rubbed his chin and looked around waiting for an answer to just show up infront of him.
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Post by Bunny on Aug 18, 2010 1:56:04 GMT -5
"Maybe I should talk to Isaac about it. Abbreviations aren't that bad. Hey --- do you think it's all abbreviations, or just abbreviating the name of our Lord? Like, can I still say...uh..." she scratched her head, trying to think of an abbreviation, "A.S.A.P?" She clasped her hands around her mouth. "Am I too dirty to marry, now!?"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 18, 2010 2:00:52 GMT -5
"I think it's just bad to abbreviate the Lord's name. I hope that's it I don't want to go to hell for all the times I said SCUBA." Damon's forehead wrinkled with worry. "I don't even know what SCUBA stands for! How can i not abbreviate it?" He grabbed his head. "Yes we should talk to Isaac. I don't want to be a sinner"
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Post by Bunny on Aug 18, 2010 2:03:22 GMT -5
"Yeah, I guess... I just hope he doesn't get too upset for my inevitable rejection of his advances." Rebekah refused to release the delusion that Isaac was interested in her. So she lacked cleavage - surely the holy man would see past that. As the complete obvious of her previous prideful assertion she fretted, "But really. Who else is gonna marry me today? I'll have to wait 'til tomorrow..."
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 18, 2010 2:08:51 GMT -5
"Well," Damon grew bashful, playing with his plain cotton shirt, "I could marry you. So then you could be the best wife and mother and i can be the best invisible husband." He looked at her. She was so intriguing to him. She was so different and hard to understand. "Or I could help you look?"
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Post by Bunny on Aug 18, 2010 2:10:09 GMT -5
Rebekah squealed with joy, and, like she had grabbed for Esau's before, she moved to seize Damon's hands. "Yes!" she chirped. "Yes, marry me, and then I be best-humble-wife-mother ever!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 18, 2010 2:14:15 GMT -5
Damon grinned dumbly,"We have to go through that whole thing with Isaac again. But if he accepts, you can be the best-humble-wife-mother ever." He squeezed Rebekah's ands lightly and gazed at her.
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Post by Bunny on Aug 18, 2010 2:16:45 GMT -5
Rebekah giggled at the idea. "Let's go speak to him!" she shrieked. "The sooner we get married, the sooner was can consummate it and the sooner I can have --- " she visibly shriveled, here. "Ewe..."
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Post by Sly Cooper on Aug 18, 2010 2:26:53 GMT -5
"Well we don't have to get married and have children... but then you'd just be best...wife, instead of wife-mother?" he wasn't too keen in actually 'making' the children. More bad memories surfaced, and he wrapped his arms around himself again and stared off blankly.
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