Corn Pies and Perverts

[Sly Cooper]

"Well-- do you want the truth or a well padded lie that won't hurt?" Jacob's eyes widened.

[Bunny]

Rebekah hesitated. She almost said 'happy lie' but ultimately decided to square her shoulders and take the truth. "Tell me what Isaac said!" she growled. "Tell me why he was so stupid he didn't like it!"

[Sly Cooper]

"Well-- we could smell your husband before we could hear him, or rather we could smell the pie he was carrying. Isaac turned his nose away and told Damon to get rid of the smelly pie. I may be paraphrasing a bit. Basically, no one could get over the smell long enough to taste it." Jacob shrugged, "Sorry? On the other hand, there's no proof it tasted bad, just that is smelled really bad. For all anyone knows its like some kinds of cheese that smell awful, but taste really good."

[Bunny]

Rebekah's eyes grew dull.

Finally, she squared her shoulders, hunched forward and breathed, "What?" Her jaw was left hanging open in shock.

But shock was replaced, once more, by indignant rage. Before Jacob could talk, she threw some waves of dark hair behind her, raised her chin and growled, "Of course it was really good! My pie was amazing! I can't believe they didn't like it!" she crossed her arms decisively around her chest. "I bet they were all just jealous. Jealous that they can't cook like that. D-did," without segue she leaped to the topic that most troubled her, "did Isaac say anything about a punishment for my great baking skills?"

[Sly Cooper]

Jacob stepped back a few inches, after all he found Rebekah to be rather scary for a girl. "Uh-- well--" he backed up farther. "No-- he was still to distracted by the smell to say anything about your punishment. But I don't think he's taking it back-- sorry--" better throw in an apology before she decides to beat the messenger down into the fertile ground.

[Bunny]

Right now, the punishment she had already endured was the least of Rebekah's worries. "I mean..." she shifted from foot to foot, "is he going to have me killed for baking him a pie? 'Cuz he thinks I'm in love with him...or is he going to have Damon killed for buggery?" The pie had probably been delicious and Isaac didn't want to admit of the vanity of thinking that the couple was into him so he was making up a story about poisoned pie to have them killed. Little varment.

[Sly Cooper]

Jacob looked at Rebekah dumbfounded, where would she pull that hopping mad idea from? "No-- he didn't say anything about having anyone killed, he was to busy turning his nose away and telling Damon to get rid of the pie."

[Bunny]

Rebekah nodded thoughtfully. "He's still trying to conceal his feelings," she murmured. "That's a relief. But --- wait. Where did Damon get rid of the pie?" Maybe she could salvage some and give it to someone else as a present.

[Sly Cooper]

"On the edge of the cornfield-- why?"

[Bunny]

Rebekah blinked. "We should go get it," she said simply.

OOC: EPIC POST! xD

[Sly Cooper]

"That's a terrible idea! There's a reason we pitched it out there!" Jacob calmed himself down, "It should stay out there-- for He Who Walks Behind the Rows to enjoy--" he added that last part to make it sound better.

[Bunny]

Rebekah narrowed her eyes. "If it's so bad why would He Who Walks Behind the Rows bother with it?" Ah ha! Caught him in a lie! She smiled, pleased with her own skill.

[Sly Cooper]

"So you admit it's a terrible pie then?" His eyes narrowed and he grinned.

[Bunny]

Rebekah snorted. "It's a delicious pie," she corrected him. "But you seem to think it's awful. If it's awful, why did you give it to God? He's not gonna want it!"

[Sly Cooper]

"Because God enjoys all that is created by his children. Especially other children--" Jacob scoffed, "If you want to make an offering to ask for forgiveness or-- whatever-- you take it strait to God. yep-- that's the way to get things done--"