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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 18:55:44 GMT -5
Rebekah glared at Jacob, but she really couldn't argue with his flawless logic. "Whatever," she muttered, kicking in vain at the dirt below. "So he didn't like it?" Muttering to herself under her breath she added, "So that's why Malachai tried to kill him. Bet Isaac didn't like Malachai's pie either. Jerk..." She puffed her cheeks.
Then Jacob's comment really hit home. 'God enjoys all that is created by his children. Especially other children.'
She sniffled, and whined, "I miss Noah!" In reference to the girl she had kidnapped from Hemingford the day before.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Oct 30, 2010 19:01:05 GMT -5
"Noah?" Jacob was trying to recall a 'Noah' but the only one that came to mind was the one that made an arch and filled it with animals, and caused unicorns to go extinct. "You mean-- Noah!" He tried to make it sound like he knew what she was talking about, even though he did not.
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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 19:02:25 GMT -5
Rebekah nodded somberly, slightly miffed that it took Jacob so long to realize what she was talking about. "Noah," she repeated. "I trekked all the way to Hemingford to get her, killed her mother, and took her back here, and then Isaac took her away from me." She sniffled a little. "It's like he thought I did something bad!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Oct 30, 2010 19:13:26 GMT -5
Jacob decided he wasn't going to state the fact that leaving the 'holy place' usually got you killed and then leaving it to go to kidnap children and kill a woman, that may be missed, and attract a lot of attention, was enough reason to make Isaac more than just disappointed, and angry. "Well-- as far as I know, Isaac hasn't done anything with her yet. So she-- should be alive-- still--"
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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 19:29:26 GMT -5
"Oh, I know she's alive!" Rebekah snapped. "Stop giving me useless information! He said he was going to think about whether or not to keep her, and gave her to someone else to watch." She clenched her fists. "I need to find out who she was given to!"
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Post by Sly Cooper on Oct 30, 2010 19:38:07 GMT -5
"You're going to Isaac aren't you?" Jacob, although amused by the thought of Isaac's tiny voice and hall his shortness yelling at very tall Rebkah, if Isaac got mad, then he could do-- stuff. Like crucify them-- or worse have him marry Sunshine His eye's widened.
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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 19:45:17 GMT -5
Jacob's eyes widened. Obviously, he was shocked by the idea of Rebekah speaking to Isaac.
"No, he won't tell me," she sighed. "But I need to ask around. You should help!" she added. "It's your duty as Damon's best friend."
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Post by Sly Cooper on Oct 30, 2010 19:47:58 GMT -5
"Yeah, but everyone knows that being Damon's best friend implies that he does all the work." He shrugged, "Your his wife you should kinda know what it's like. He's pretty easy to push around."
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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 19:50:26 GMT -5
Rebekah grinned. "Oh, I know," she purred. "I can get him to do anything!" Realizing how dirty that sounded she looked abashedly down at the ground.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Oct 30, 2010 20:01:16 GMT -5
"It's great!" Jacob went on, "You should learn how to take advantage of it. The better you are at it, the more he will do. If you say if you love me you would-- Damon will do anything! Trust me I know." He got a devious grin.
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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 20:02:58 GMT -5
Rebekah twirled a lock of dark hair around her finger. "Oh, I know too," she boasted. "I got Damon to help me bake a pie for Isaac, and commit murder - I mean offer an adult from Hemingford to our God, and kidnap, and to not consummate the -- Oh crap!" she clasped her hands around her mouth.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Oct 30, 2010 20:07:53 GMT -5
Jacob rolled his eyes. "I'm his best friend. I already knew that you didn't-- you know-- Even if he didn't tell me, I knew he would flake out." Jacob rubbed his chin. "Although getting married-- that was a shock."
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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 20:09:32 GMT -5
Rebekah stared blankly at him. "You know? Don't tell Isaac!" she begged. "If he finds out, we might have to get a d-i-v-o-r-c-e!" she spelled the word, not willing to say it out loud again.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Oct 30, 2010 20:11:35 GMT -5
The smirk on Jacob's face faded, "Why would you do that?"
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Post by Bunny on Oct 30, 2010 20:13:21 GMT -5
"B-because..." she shuffled, "You're not married unless you, you know, do the do. Isaac might be unhappy and think that I didn't get pregnant. But I did!" she added, remembering her earlier lie. "I gave birth to Noah! Damon and I are so close that we don't have to her intercourse. We just think about it, and BOOM! Baby."
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