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Post by Dot Dot Dot on Nov 24, 2010 8:10:50 GMT -5
Ruth whirled towards Deborah, her eyes wide. She had been so worried about the blood spurting from her head she had forgotten about the man-eating corn! Er, Ruth-eating-corn! "Oh! Don't put it in! Don't put it in! Get me out of here! The corn will kill me!"
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Post by ellie on Nov 25, 2010 0:32:06 GMT -5
"AH! Okay okays!!!" Deborah ran over and stopped in front of Ruth. "Um...hows?...Should I...should I try and roll you away?"
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Post by Dot Dot Dot on Nov 26, 2010 11:38:48 GMT -5
"Um..." Ruth was having trouble thinking due to her panic and excessive bleeding (luckily most of the blood seemed to have stopped spurting from her skull). "That might work...But...but I could roll myself away. We have to go faster! And so the corn won't get me. It's risky but...Deborah." She turned dramatically to the younger girl. "You'll have to piggy-back me."
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Post by ellie on Nov 27, 2010 1:21:45 GMT -5
"WAH?!" Deborah cried. She was unsure how to even go about that. Ruth was...well bigger than her and well she went to get Damon so someone could carry Ruth away. But it was her fault that Ruth was hurt and Isaac didn't object. So logically it was the only way to atone for hurting Ruth. "Okays!" She nodded seriously. Then bent down. "You grab on. And I'll...I'll make it aways from the corn!"
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Post by Bunny on Nov 28, 2010 23:02:29 GMT -5
Well, this sure went south quickly. He had been foolish (no; he was never foolish. He had...made an oversight ) in ordering Damon to subdue Sonya. Sonya, although she wasn't the Captain of Gatlin's Defense Forces or whatever she had claimed, was still a respectable warrior. Damon---well, Damon wasn't.
Meanwhile, Deborah was demanding that Ruth mount her, presumably for a piggie-back ride. Anything else would be disturbing.
Almost as disturbing as Sonya's insult, which didn't even have one iota of truth in it. "I wasn't ever particularly overweight," he pointed out in what he hoped was a calm voice. He was enraged at the lie, but if he showed any fury it would be taken that he was offended that she knew his secret. "You are mistaken Susanna. Do you know what the penalty is, Susanna, for spreading slander and libel? It certainly isn't pleasant. But it would certainly silence you from repeating such a thing, Susanna."
He was emphasizing her name. She disliked it enough. In her warped reality having such a name, one honored by the Lord, was a curse. She was certainly a tragic creature. And one that he was having difficulty coming up with disciplinary action against her. He knew from experience in trying to have her punished before that she was a masochist by nature.
A flogging would do nothing but pleasure her. The sick creature couldn't even ---
Warped reality.
Isaac blinked.
"Sonya," he said her false name in order to get her attention, "if you do not cease your lies regarding our wedding - which never happened - and my alleged obesity, I will have you demoted to Private."
He hoped he never had to say anything so absurd ever again.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Nov 29, 2010 16:30:17 GMT -5
"Erm-- I know this is probably mighty rude of me-- but-- could I just-- you know-- help Deborah carry Ruth out of here?" He rubbed his head where it had been elbowed by Sonya. "It's just-- she's mean-- and well Ruth is much more precious than she-- and--" He didn't want to admit that he was flat out afraid of Sonya.
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Post by ellie on Nov 29, 2010 23:36:34 GMT -5
Sonya glared daggers at Isaac. He kept using that stupid corn given name. Only someone that was fat would follow the words of food. He totally was a fatty. The fatest kid in school no doubt. He protested WAY too much for it to be otherwise. "I didn't say anything about a wedding. I SAID we were married. Cause we WERE! Now. Now were divorced Isaac. You are the worst husband I ever had." She attempted to punch Damon to emphasis her point. "See? I'm cool with disciplining me. Sounds fun. But threatening me with a demotion? Now...that's taking it too far!" She wined. I worked hard for my rank of Captain. And demoted to private? That's like a huge demotion. Your mean! I'll lie for you though. Yeah." She cocked her head to the side and proceed to talk in the most mocking fashion possible. "OOOooooh Isaac we weren't married. And you totally was the blubber-butt in school so large that when you walked you caused earthquakes." She ended and glared again at the boy preacher. "Happy now, Isaac blubber-butt but not the fattest kid in school blubbery?"
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Post by ellie on Nov 29, 2010 23:37:02 GMT -5
Sonya glared daggers at Isaac. He kept using that stupid corn given name. Only someone that was fat would follow the words of food. He totally was a fatty. The fatest kid in school no doubt. He protested WAY too much for it to be otherwise. "I didn't say anything about a wedding. I SAID we were married. Cause we WERE! Now. Now were divorced Isaac. You are the worst husband I ever had." She attempted to punch Damon to emphasis her point. "See? I'm cool with disciplining me. Sounds fun. But threatening me with a demotion? Now...that's taking it too far!" She wined. I worked hard for my rank of Captain. And demoted to private? That's like a huge demotion. Your mean! I'll lie for you though. Yeah." She cocked her head to the side and proceed to talk in the most mocking fashion possible. "OOOooooh Isaac we weren't married. And you totally was the blubber-butt in school so large that when you walked you caused earthquakes." She ended and glared again at the boy preacher. "Happy now, Isaac blubber-butt but not the fattest kid in school blubbery?"
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Post by Dot Dot Dot on Nov 30, 2010 8:41:44 GMT -5
Ruth tried to scamble onto Deborah's back. The big kids were getting angrier and angrier. "We have to leave quickly!" she hissed. "Beatings will happen!" Angry big kids always led to beatings. She knew.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Nov 30, 2010 9:08:58 GMT -5
Damon, with his attention turned, didn't expect the blow. "Ow!" He grabbed his nose. "This is why I hate girls! They're so mean without reason!" He made an attempt to hit Sonya back.
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Post by ellie on Nov 30, 2010 23:35:48 GMT -5
Deborah nodded as she struggled to stand up under the weight of Ruth. She couldn't really stand so she tried to crawl on her knees. "I'm...ugh...going....as fast as I can!"
Sonya didn't see the blow coming. She cried out as the blow hit her. "Oh ho? So...You wanna play ruff Damon? OOOOh We can play ruff!" She attempted to again kick him in his bean bag.
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Post by Sly Cooper on Dec 1, 2010 17:41:27 GMT -5
Damon squeaked, grabbing his crotch. "I hate girls! They're so mean!" His voice cracked as he fell on his side. "All of them! I haven't met one nice girl yet!" He continued on his anti-girl rant, making soft mumbles and incoherent groans.
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Post by Dot Dot Dot on Dec 2, 2010 17:18:44 GMT -5
"But not fast enough," Ruth whined, trying to hoist her legs across Deborah's shoulders. "And make sure I don't get touched by any corn!" said the girl in the cornfield. "It'll eat me."
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Post by ellie on Dec 8, 2010 0:35:22 GMT -5
Sonya grinned with glee as Damon cupped his man-parts. "Aw really? No nice girls eh?" She smiled. "...Well...How about I introduce you to Isaac? He's not technically a girl but he's passive aggressive like one. Perhaps you two would get along better?"
Deborah winced in pain from the heavier girl maneuvering about her body. "R-right!" She cried as she tried to crawl faster only to crash into the ground.
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Post by Dot Dot Dot on Dec 9, 2010 8:07:55 GMT -5
Ruth tumbled off of Deborah's back and into the alleged-Ruth-eating-corn. Naturally, she threw a tantrum as dust attached to her clothes and corn stalks viciously brushed against her arms. "It's getting me! Deborah...you failed me!" She started to cry.
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