The Great Hemingford Heist

[esau12]

Esau had to think on his toes, "Hrm, well, let's pretend we're street performers acting. Quick, start making some outrageous accusation. Damon, take off your coat and put it on the ground as a sign that we want money."

[Sly Cooper]

"This isn't good. We got their attention. Now if we steal a kid they'll know who did it, cos we're unfamiliar faces." Damon ran his fingers through his fluffy ash hair. "Shoot! What do we do Esau!" He also talking much louder than he should.

[esau12]

Esau wished they would settle. He hushed his voice. "Damon, I'm gonna say something mean about Rebekah, you then proceed to yell at me in her defense, it's a show. Let's entertain."

[Bunny]

Esau's plan may have been the most brilliant one ever conceived. However, Rebekah was having none of that.

The moment she felt the eyes on her, she bolted. She tried to muscle through the crowd, refusing to offer any explanation whatsoever for her actions. She did, however, call over her shoulder: "This is all Esau's fault!"

[esau12]

Esau thought this would be fun, though he didn't admit it. He began by calling out to, "I'm sorry I slept with your best friend, I will never do it again. Please come back to me. PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE," he paused to breath in, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Sly Cooper]

Damon, swore quietly to himself so no one would hear then ran after her. "Wait, please come back!" He tried his hardest to push his way through and have her stay in sights, but the forest of sinful scum was too thick and she was gone from view. Panicking, he continued to try and pursue his bride. "Rebekah! Please!"

[esau12]

"NOO, SHE'S MY WOMAN!!!!!"

[Bunny]

Rebekah considered the idea of ignoring Damon's cries and just keep running, but then she remembered her goal of becoming the best-wife in Gatlin. Obedience was a coveted trait. She turned on her heel, and pasted a smile onto her face as she reluctantly dove through the multitudes of Outlanders (she was so unclean now, it was almost funny. Al-most..) until she had discovered her husband.

"Hi."

[Sly Cooper]

"Don't run off like that through --" His eyes shifted, "them. I was-" he left off there.

[esau12]

OOC: I have sly's permission. For what? You'll see.

IC: Esau ran over to Damon. He was talking when Esau cut him off mid-sentence. You see, Esau ran over and pimp slapped Damon right across the face. It left a big red hand print and was sure to have hurt. "How dare you speak to her after what you did. I KNOW YOU TRIED TO SEDUCE HER, I KNOW YOU TRIED TO TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME!" Esau felt bad for slapping Damon, he did. He liked the guy and wanted him to come to his side. However, he did enjoy this roleplaying (OOC: within roleplaying) that they were doing. It was fun, and him slapping Damon only made it more real, and fun.

[Bunny]

Rebekah's eyes bulged when she saw the unbelieving-carrion careen towards him. They bulged even more so when Esau's hand collided with Damon's face.

And they almost fell out of her head when she saw the red-mark left behind.

"What the -- " she broke off, and looked at Esau, not understanding. "You are a fool to strike one of God's children! He will reckon with you! Or..." she rolled up the sleeves of her dress, "I will reckon you. Nobody strikes my husband!"

Then, the five-foot-nine monster of a girl clenched her hands, hard and callused from working in the fields, into fists, and swung a fury-powered punch at the Esau.

Rebekah had apparently forgotten the need to not-be-noticed.

[esau12]

What to do, what to do. This though went through Esau's mind as Rebekah swung at him. He decided to attempt to whisper to Rebekah one final time, "Rebekah, stop this! If we continue as such we will be forcibly removed and not be allowed to enter back into the chosen land.!" He stopped at that and looked deep into her eyes, attempting to convey the importance of his message.

[Bunny]

First Esau tried to coax her into marriage despite the fact that he was unbeliever and knew that a union with him would taint her.

Then he interrupted her wedding ceremony!

Next he snuck into the motel while she and her new husband were meant to be consummating the marriage (they didn't, in the end, of course, because that would be icky, but if they had decided to...)

And then he dares to strike her husband? Accuse Damon of stealing her? And then tries to banish her from her own home?

She threw another punch, not caring how unladylike it was. Isaac had declared that she and Damon were now one; and if Esau had struck her, she would have struck him right back. Thus, when he struck Damon, he had signed his own punch-me-warrant.

"Silence, Heathen!" she snarled, waving her still-clenched fist threateningly. "You are unworthy to even clean the palm of Damon's foot, let alone strike him!"

[Sly Cooper]

Damon rubbed his face where he had been struck. He didn't seem to notice the attention being grabbed by the two arguing next to him. That really hurt! Why'd Esau do that. He didn't steal her away, Esau pushed her away. "Eh! Why? What did I ever do to you?" mumbling to himself, he made the most unattractive face as his features contorted in both confusion, anger, and flat out unhappiness.

[esau12]

OOC: You guys couldn't just throw me a bone I guess,

IC:Esau was growing impatient with his two partners. However, he figured the two were enough of spectacle that his plan was unfolding well. He thought the following would add well to the situation. He began with an audible, yet quiet, word while keeping his eyes fixed on the ground, "Damn it..." He paused, but then he continued, this time looking to the heavens with anger. He screamed, "DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT, JUST EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Esau continued with his spell of feigned rage, only now he lowered his voice so that not everyone watching could hear him, "Why do you insist on torturing me? What have I ever done, Why do you hate me?"

Esau chuckled, on the inside of course. This was too good. He never thought that his coming along for the Hemingford Heist would result in such fun. He figured his words would both confuse his teammatesm, enough so that they would say something which would be playing along without knowing it, and cause enough drama that absolutley no one in the awe struck crowd would believe their actions were genuine.

He finished his little "rage" filled moment with a heart-felt note, "I'm sorry if I ever hurt you." He then proceeded to look down at the ground again, keeping his gaze on the divide which separates the concrete slabs of sidewalk.