Corn Pies and Perverts

[Sly Cooper]

Damon was still hunched over with his hands over his head, ducking for cover. "I said you wanted to make the pie to ask for forgiveness so you could have the pain taken away-- or something like that-- Yes-- But you also said that brave people lie and cowards tell the truth--"

[Bunny]

"Only when it's to my benefit!" Rebekah snarled, flailing her arms about her, almost colliding with Damon as she did so. "And if he didn't like it, you should have admitted to helping instead of thrusting all the blame on me! Like you always do," she added, jerking her thumb over her shoulder in reference to her back.

[Sly Cooper]

Damon backed away a little more, "But I didn't help with the pie-- you would ask me how to do something and then before I could answer you threw stuff in the pot-- and-- you always ask me stuff but never let me answer--" He gave Rebekah the big puppy eyes.

[Bunny]

"I always let you answer!" Rebekah rolled her eyes dramatically. "Geeze! What d'ya want, a formal invitation? Just speak up! And you did help with the pie," she added, slamming her hands onto her hips. "You helped me gather the corn, didn't you? And I asked you how to make the crust, didn't I? If that's not helping..." she threw her arms up into the air helplessly. "What is?!"

[Sly Cooper]

"I did gather corn, and you did ask me about the crust-- but-- but when I went to answer you didn't listen--" Damon pouted and crossed his arms. "You never listen."

[Bunny]

Rebekah mirrored Damon's crossing his arms. "I just did," she pointed out. "If I never listen, how could I respond to you?"

[Sly Cooper]

"That's not what I mean by listen. You only listen when you want to. That doesn't count." Damon scowled, his bangs falling in his eyes. "You don't listen when I'm trying to give you directions and help-- and stuff like that--" How can I word it so she understands-- not that she'll listen when I do explain--

[Bunny]

"It does so," Rebekah argued indignantly. "I listened to your instructions on how to make a pie! If you thought i was doing it wrong, you should have spoken up. Oh! This reminds me!" she turned back to the ovens, engulfed in another matter entirely now. "Maybe we could make another pie the way we made one for Isaac and give it to other people. Then we'll see that they like the pie, and that Isaac was just being mean!"

[ellie]

Deborah heard noise and came running in that direction. She ran into the area where Rebekah and Damon were arguing. "Helps! Isaac needs childrens to help him with Ruth! She's bleeding all over the cornfield! And the corns going to eat her! HELPS!"

[Sly Cooper]

"What do you mean it's going to eat her?" Damon was on his toes ready to leave, for several reasons. The least of which is that he really didn't want to go through the pie experience again. "It's not supposed to!" Well that was a stupid statement.

[Bunny]

Rebekah gasped. "The corn is going to eat Ruth?!" she cried. "Well..." she paused. "Why?" She didn't know the corn could get happy. She tried to jab Damon in the ribs when she came to a realization. "Jacob said you dumped my pie into the cornfield! The corn ate it and liked it so much they want more food! But Ruth isn't food!" she howled.

[ellie]

"NO! Ruth isn't food at all! I thinks they're angy cause we were taking some of the dirt to make pudding and....Well the corns angry and Ruth is covered in dirt and bloods coming outta her head from the rock I threw at her and it won't stop coming! And I'mma not allowed near her and and and and Isaac said to find some childrens and I found you guys so please help Ruth so the corn won't eats her!!!" She squealled out loud and very quickly. Time was not on there side. Once it got dark surely the corn would feast. Corn eats at night since nobody was allowed the corn then. They were probably shy eaters. That's why He Who Walks Behind the Rows stayed with the corn! Shy things liked to be shy together!

[Bunny]

Rebekah's eyes rounded. "What? Oh," she shook her head and backed away from Deborah. "Oh, heck no, I won't go! Have you ever seen me? Aside from my flat chest, I'm perfect! And if I'm perfect in every way except my chest, that includes how tasty I am! I'm delicious!" She flailed her arms around wildly. "The corn will eat me!"

[ellie]

"I...ooh..." Deborah wiggled a little uncertain of what to do. "Um...Well can you help me find people thats the corn doesn't like to eat?"

[Sly Cooper]

Wow Rebekah is full over herself-- "If Rebekah won't come with you. I will. Surely I don't look as tasty as she does." There was a hint of sarcasm in Damon's tone. He stood up on his toes ready to take off. "Where is Ruth? Show that way, will you please, Deborah?"